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this opening ceremony sure is intense isnt it?

harmony is the key word isnt it....

bob costas is currently laughing about an assassination attempt in the maldives and reminding us the film troy was filmed in malta. madonna adopted a kid from malawi. yes these have become our national identities, havent they?

what do you think bush was saying to putin? thanks for invading georgia. but he isnt really running the country anymore is he (putin)?

everyone from eritrea and ethiopia look identical to one another.

Israel's flag guy could be foucault.

"the chinese are noted as warm hosts"

that taiwanese err chinese taipei woman is pretty hot.
and they cant even use their real flag.

dont try to say the olympics arent political.

Badou Jack from Gambia. Bad. Ass.
Gambia has a white guy who looks like Jeff Goldblum. Funny.

I havent mentioned the chinese cheerleaders wearing cowboy boots. i dunno how they blew that.

The great thing about the brazilian and argentine and Uruguayan delegations is the sheer volume of blue eyed blond haired athletes they possess. This begs the question-was hitler right about aryan athletic supremacy?

We buy bahrains oil, they buy athletes. there is nothing wrong with this picture, at least in terms of the global structure that exists today.

They dont show the countries as they leave the stadium after the lap because theyre keeled over and exhausted do to particulate matter in their lungages.

Palestine has a olympic team. therefore palestine is a country. socrates is a man.

Bermuda Shorts.

Liechtenstein and haiti had the same flag. thats insane. darwin called that something. forget what. when the same shit pops up independently. probably should remember that.

Iran got booed.

why do we always play scotland the brave at least 50 times at these things?

Bush looks attentive.

holy shit the uk has a 14 year old diver.

Ehh sarkozy est le tired.

Open water swim. thats funny.

Kazakhstan have awesome hats.

arab 'staches own.

hot bulgarian.

kirilenko looks like a woman.

Ive never seen a russian wearing anything remotely like this. they look like al capone.

USA USA USA

hopefully ill get to talk more about the lost boy.

yes we have the most screaming women.

alright thats about it. kinda tired of this to be fair. brilliant opening ceremony bit though. it was like that psych out scene in drumline. why the fuck do i remember that. i think the analogy works though.