to all the ladies of the world

right, so cronaldo is currently 'rehabilitating' in LA. in a penthouse at the beverly hills hotel, where he has left women strewn across the city, jaded and/or date raped.

And so our story begins.

I read a blurb in a gossip blog, (tell me a better place to get ammunition) (ok i could name a few)
that lauren from 'the hills' tried to approach cronaldo for what presumably she hoped would develop into a bit of a bark-about with the man himself. cronaldo apparently told his handlers: 'who is this woman'. Much to lauren's chagrin.

anyway that brought about a few things for me to worry over.

1)yes lauren, your scope really is limited to under 21-girls, (and some other curious few, with ulterior motives of course)
2)cronaldo probably has no clue who 99% of his pitch woo's are, so the fact that he asks who she is means she must be, in his opinion, irrevocably disgusting.

and so even from this we might think
3)mtv has mastered the 'reality' 'show.'
4)they have optimized that shit.
5)the women they got for the hills are not too hot as to require expensive contracts, but good looking enough to still get around except with the most highly-rated male types.

hence, i bring you this self-explanatory ditty brought to you by yours truly

http://integralhills.ytmnd.com/

the lyrics are significant


Hey this is pretty funny and maybe the best thing ive seen all day.



his smile after saying 'radiohead' is quite funny.
the way he says 'google' is kind of soothing.

speaking of charlie, hes doing a bit on "OBAMAS WORLDWIDE CORONATION TOUR" tonight.
ill have more on that maybe tomorrow, after the dust settles (but maybe im just giving jon chait some time)




listening to idioteque at the moment

'we are not scaremongering, this is really happening'

those lyrics are funny to think about.
cause we might be.




the thom dance in case youve forgotten.


the acceleration in blogging can only mean im happy in a sense.